Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
3 times a virgin.
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A Mother Cow
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A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...
Diary of a New Snow Shoveler
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Once when Mary was young her school…
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The new father!
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When does a person decide to become an accountant?
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Phrases For Everyday Life
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Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
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