Lunatic & his dog
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of...
Stress-Relieving Prayer
Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage to...
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...