Leave them to slug it out!
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One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
Brand Name Condoms
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Your co-worker is a computer hacker
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If Radio Shack made toasters…
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Two kids meet
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Stupid Insults 29/31
The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel’s spinning but the...