Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
A surgeon and an architect
|A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and...
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...