Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of…
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the...
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...