Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Three women nicknaming their husbands.
Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
Condom Education.
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
Reducing travel risk
|There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard...