Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
Counting some sheep
|An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go...
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
The 3 convicts.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one...
Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...