A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...
They can lighten your load!
|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves…
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...