Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
Fortune Cookie….
The Top 10 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie We know where you...
Cool REAL Signs!
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)”Best Place in Town to take a Leak”Sign over...
The Ring
A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding,...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...