Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
Bashing Blondes…part 1!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap,...
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit…
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a...
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...