Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
A stolen credit card
|A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report...
The definition of kinky sex
I’m not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but… she...
Top ten reasons why it’s good to be Italian.
In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes Unembarrassed to wear fur. No need to worry...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
Fly out of Genoa
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It’s called Genitalia.Sent by...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
Client Bill
A well known rich businessman’s wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best...
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...