Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
Pay for your past bills
|A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods...
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...