Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Discuss track types
|Three Marines were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of...
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?Ha..ha… your dad’s a...
Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...
A Miracle
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Marriage quotes 03
|This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.We in the industry...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
believing in leprechauns
|Hennessy wasn’t a very good looking fellow to start with. Now his business had...