Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Drunk Cheerleader
Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super...