Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
Japanese Prostitute
A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
A golf blooded reptile!
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...