Christmas downsizing
|Today’s global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Coffee Time
Q: How does Mrs. Abdul Jabbar like her coffee?A: With Kareem!!!Q: What does it...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...