While enjoying a drink with a mate one night…
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
History of the Bagpipes
|Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a...
Another test
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the...
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Always By My Side
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several...