Placing your order
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What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
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THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
A Chinese man is making love to his wife…
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby,...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
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The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...
The math one-liners
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A man walks into a doctor office
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Bear Hunt
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...