What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
man to do situps
|What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between...
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
Meeting of the body parts!
THE BODY PARTS MEETINGOne day the different parts of the body were having an...
Yet more Clinton Jokes!
One of the nation’s largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking...
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...