Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas…
|Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
Is there a doctor in the house?
A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, “Please, is there a doctor in...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
Memory Class
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...