Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
A cold winter night
|Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...