Would you define OCR?
|OCR – Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them...
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...