How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
Work Environment
Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee)...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...
Those who don’t know
|The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.