Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
President
What is Bill Clinton’s favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter
Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
Cough Cure
Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Sugar In Urine
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar...