Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed…
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
He’ Boss
If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall…
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...