Windows 95
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Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
The Christmas diet song
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The Rabbi’s Advice
A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
What is his occupation?
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If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
Ten years on a deserted island
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Making a bet at a bar
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