Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
Error codes in Windows
|WinErr 001: Windows loaded – System in danger WinErr 002: No Error – Yet...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...