Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Anything you want!
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
Women’s T-Shirt Sayings!
* I’m out of estrogen. I have a gun. * Guys have feelings, too....
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Physiotherapist and the Golfer
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of...
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...