Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven…
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, “You were...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
Fishermen killed
|Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Signs and notices 07
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...