A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...
Heated passions
Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon. While approaching the sixteenth...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.