Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry…
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
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It has been determined that having sex before…
It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
Things To Think About Our Government
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Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives…
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Does your wife ever …...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....