Temperatures and What They Mean
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Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
OLD NEVER DIES 13
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Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...
A bus stops and two Italian men get on…
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...