Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
Knock Knock Jokes 8
Knock Knock Who’s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Bigfoot Blonde
Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has...
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house…
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one...