Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
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The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...