Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’…
Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well:...
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked…
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with...
Top 5 men in a woman’s life…
The Top 5 Men in a Woman’s life are:1. Doctor.2. Dentist3. Coal man.4. Decorator.5....
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...