Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
Snowboarding lesson
|Snowboarding Lessons When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...