Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
At the first session of a conversion class…
At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, “What...
A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What...