Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
The corporate boat race
|An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
Divine Right
Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order...
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...