Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
|10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
Can’t take it with you
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same...
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...
Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...