yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
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At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
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A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
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Ed Zachary Disease
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Girl Talk With Chelsea & Hillary
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It has been determined that having sex before…
It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a...