your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites…
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner....
Farm jokes 09
|Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep...
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
Throwing away garbage
|An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...