Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...
Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before...
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
Like Bowling Ball
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are...
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...