Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
New Women’s Study
There is a new study out about women. I thought these results were pretty...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
The Ride
Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to...
Sex While Pregnant
For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
Signs and notices 04
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. On a New...