Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor…
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
Low self-esteem
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Here kitty kitty kitty
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What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!