The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account
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As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
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This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...
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If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you...
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Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...