The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...