Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she...
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
Yo’ Mama Jokes
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s...
To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...