Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...
Signs and notices 10
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign for a...
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
The transfer
The boss of a large company says to his protege : ” I’m transferring...
Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.