I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Guy Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the...
S.H.I.T (Special High Intensity Traning)
Special High Intensity Training – S.H.I.T.MEMORANDUMTO: All EmployeesFROM: Communications ServicesSUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAININGIn...