What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
A young girl had not been feeling well…
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.